June 2012
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WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME IF SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT
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I’M JUST LIKE:
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
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When my friend starts talking about something bad...
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People at school are all so serious and bitchy i'm...
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This summer has been quite boring
Need to do something or I’ll go insane D: but for now:
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AFTER LIVING IN A CITY FOR A WHILE
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You couldn't be in love with someone if you can't...
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
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When someone sings my favorite song badly.
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I’m like:
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Columbus: There aren't penguins on the North Pole.
Talahassee: Do you wanna feel how hard I can punch?
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